First Discussion: Desperate Hoodwives Chapter 1-3


Well, well, well.. We've been introduced to Nosey Netta Miz Cleo, Aisha, Devani, and Lexi. We can start by doing a character analysis of each of them.

Miz Cleo- Every neighborhood has a Miz Cleo. She's the older lady that sits on her front porch/ front window and know EVERYBODY'S business is the neighborhood. If you want to know ANYTHING that went down, she's the go to person. Some of her nosiness is to just to be nosey as hell, but the other part is in concern for her community, and for the dwellers there in.

Aisha- She's a brand whore. She thinks rocking Gucci and Prada, driving a Benz, and being the envy of broads who can't afford an entire outfit from Marshall's make her hot ish. All the above is possible for any women who dates then marries a drug dealer. SMH Maleek was supposed to be Aisha's meal ticket out the hood. However, all he did was buy her fancy things and move her dumb ass into ANOTHER hood. TREATED! LMAO Now he's on lockdown doing a bid and she swears she'll stand by him. But we'll see how that goes. Her money will soon run out and we'll see just how "loyal" she'll be to her jail bird then.

Devani- She's the athlete groupie. She's another girl from the projects trying to make it out by using her kitty. What the hell happened to using your brains and talent to get you where you want to be?! GEEZ! She's all gun ho about Tyrik, an NFL player, but it seems like the feeling isn't reciprocated. Her chapter starts off with her being stood up by him for the second time, looking stoopid in front of her mom and her nothing ass boyfriend. Who thinks her mom's boyfriend want some of Devani's goodies? She learns from Tyrik's cousin Junior, that he's having a party that she clearly wasn't invited to. Treated again!

She makes Junior take her no car having ass to Tyrik's party. Their car ride made me sick to my stomach. You want this man to wife you but you're giving his dusty cousin a hand job and a peep of you snatch on the way to his party! AY DIOS MIO! SMMFH Anyway, she bumrushed her way into the party to find her precious little Tyrik getting bobbed and weaved by another chick.

Getting stood up....a few minutes of tears.
Getting a ride from Junior...a hand job and a sneak peak.
Seeing your man getting slobbed by another chick.....PRICELESS

Lexi- The dumb broad. 5 babies, 4 baby daddies. The epitome of HOOD BOOTY. She let Junior talk her out of her panties at 16 and she's been paying for it every since.

Sidenote: Hold up...first and foremost let's talk about her first encounter with Junior. Did he or did he not try to tear that poor girl in half?! OMG. She's a better one then me because we would have had a damn misunderstanding. We've heard how Junior is hanging from Devani as well, so Lexi had to be a brave soldier to let that ride. End sidenote

Lexi is the girl with big dreams that always get deterred by a big d*ck. So sad....but she's finally came to her senses and married for love/security. Luther married her and all her kids without a second thought. He seems like a good man, but we'll see if Lexi will screw that up because she's obviously a nympho and Luther doesn't seem to be able to handle his bidness in the bedroom. OUCH.


All and all, this is a group of the sorriest bishes known to man! All of them in some form of fashion is letting, or have let peen a man dictate their course of actions. They represent everything I abhor. I can tell right now their going to piss me off throughout this entire book. So we'll see.

What are your thoughts?

And please read chaper 4-6 for next Thursday!

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2 comments:

bshepjr said...

red you tryna set me up!!! how ima go in the book store ask for/checkout desperate HOODwives!?

ima see if my sis can buy it for me hehehe

Raider_wifee said...

Okay I'm up to chapter 9 now.. this mess is GOOD... Thanks Red on getting the club started!