Second Discussion: Desperate Hoodwive Chapters 4-6

In the words of Johnny Gill "MY, MY, MY" these girls and guys are a hot one. SMMFH

Chapter 4 picks up with Devani. She sees her meal ticket guy Tyrik (can't really call him her boyfriend because an actual relationship doesn't seem to exist) getting some Lewinski and lost it!


Lawd she beat the brakes off the little Latina chica. Although, I'm not sure why she immediately started fighting the girl. She should have been on Tyrik's ass. HE IS the one she's supposedly with; not the girl. I hate when girls do that. However, she put a true life GHETTO beatdown on her.


This statement from Devani stuck out to me. "These Latina bitches makes me sick and if you ask me they're the biggest threat to our niggas with their white-girl hair and black-chick attitudes." Do you believe that? I know one thing...if they want to take the no good, stick your d**** in what ever is free brothers away from us BE MY GUEST. I DO.NOT.WANT. that kind of brother. Thanks.

I was ROFL on th floor when turned the tables and starting fighting him. So much for the facade of not being a ghetto girl. My laughter quickly turned to shock when they went from brawling to banging. WTF! Another typical female. He was wrong, but instead of discussing it she let him get of scott free because he was rodding her out. But that's when her true motive came out. THIS GIRL IS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT BY HIM. *throws hands ups* She's trying to make it out the hood by any means necessary.

How hilarious is it that the white girl name is Molly? *FTFO* The authors know they're wrong for that. Molly can easily be the DUMBEST woman in the book thus far. She married to the neighborhood peen and totally, head over heels in love with him. SMDH She's been ostracized from her rich family and wealthy lifestyle to live in the ghetto with a wanna be rapper. Junior eased up in that at 17-years-old and shattered her life. She's grown as hell now but still can't seem to grasp the reality of what she's done/how she's living.

The ass whipping her dad gave her was crazy. Her mom had to take her to the hospital. And what do you know....she blamed the beating and rape on a BLACK GUY. I swear some parents aren't shit! Before her body could even heal properly she was back messing with Junior. She headed all the way to the others side of town, Bentely Manor, to get some more of him. Her dad followed her and thought he was about to wreck shop again. But the tables quickly turned and he barely made it out of there alive. LMAO. Now he should have known better than that!

Junior's peen HAVE GOT to be made out of platinum of Swarvoski crystals because these women look past him being a nothing ass negro all in the name of great sex. Molly is living piss poor, in a neighborhood where she's clearly stick out like a sore thumb, but she's happy because she have her man. Her motto is "White trash. Coon whore. Nigger lover. And proud of it." Aint that a bish?



Aisha is proving to be a frivolous idiot. Her man is in jail, which means no money coming into the household. Yel, she still thinks she can go drop thousands on shopping sprees. I can almost guarantee her poor budgeting will come back to bite her in the butt. While on her way out to the mall she saw her husband's friend Kaseem. He's another drug dealer, wasting all his money on cars, jewelry and air forced ones. However, I seriously need for him to lose the white tee.

Anyway, it's crystal clear he wants Aisha. She played her cards right though. If she gave into the devilish pleasure Maleek would have known his boy smashed before she could pull her panties back up. I think he was just trying to see where her head was.

After her encounter with Kaseem, Aisha went to the mall, spent 2 stacks and was on her way home. But she decided to make a pit stop at the Ritz-Carlton. It was where her and Maleek spent their honeymoon and she thought it would make her feel closer to him. Not too sure where the logic was there.....

She didn't stay long because she felt out of her element. I actual felt kind of sorry for her, but only for a quick second. This girl was geeked about having got married at the court house and having her honeymoon 2o minutes away from the hood. She really thought she had experienced something. She truly believe Maleek was showing her "the way she's supposed to live" but that wasn't shit. Hawaii, hell even Miami would have been a honeymoon. Her expectations are so low, yet she thinks she "high class." It's pathetic.

All my "I feel bad for her" feelings went out the window once she was confronted by Junior. She was actually entertaining the thought of having sex with him in her head for a second.




Is sex really that important?! Geez.

Chapters 7-12 for next week. I know it's a few extra chapters added on, but it's about to get good. LOL

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First Discussion: Desperate Hoodwives Chapter 1-3


Well, well, well.. We've been introduced to Nosey Netta Miz Cleo, Aisha, Devani, and Lexi. We can start by doing a character analysis of each of them.

Miz Cleo- Every neighborhood has a Miz Cleo. She's the older lady that sits on her front porch/ front window and know EVERYBODY'S business is the neighborhood. If you want to know ANYTHING that went down, she's the go to person. Some of her nosiness is to just to be nosey as hell, but the other part is in concern for her community, and for the dwellers there in.

Aisha- She's a brand whore. She thinks rocking Gucci and Prada, driving a Benz, and being the envy of broads who can't afford an entire outfit from Marshall's make her hot ish. All the above is possible for any women who dates then marries a drug dealer. SMH Maleek was supposed to be Aisha's meal ticket out the hood. However, all he did was buy her fancy things and move her dumb ass into ANOTHER hood. TREATED! LMAO Now he's on lockdown doing a bid and she swears she'll stand by him. But we'll see how that goes. Her money will soon run out and we'll see just how "loyal" she'll be to her jail bird then.

Devani- She's the athlete groupie. She's another girl from the projects trying to make it out by using her kitty. What the hell happened to using your brains and talent to get you where you want to be?! GEEZ! She's all gun ho about Tyrik, an NFL player, but it seems like the feeling isn't reciprocated. Her chapter starts off with her being stood up by him for the second time, looking stoopid in front of her mom and her nothing ass boyfriend. Who thinks her mom's boyfriend want some of Devani's goodies? She learns from Tyrik's cousin Junior, that he's having a party that she clearly wasn't invited to. Treated again!

She makes Junior take her no car having ass to Tyrik's party. Their car ride made me sick to my stomach. You want this man to wife you but you're giving his dusty cousin a hand job and a peep of you snatch on the way to his party! AY DIOS MIO! SMMFH Anyway, she bumrushed her way into the party to find her precious little Tyrik getting bobbed and weaved by another chick.

Getting stood up....a few minutes of tears.
Getting a ride from Junior...a hand job and a sneak peak.
Seeing your man getting slobbed by another chick.....PRICELESS

Lexi- The dumb broad. 5 babies, 4 baby daddies. The epitome of HOOD BOOTY. She let Junior talk her out of her panties at 16 and she's been paying for it every since.

Sidenote: Hold up...first and foremost let's talk about her first encounter with Junior. Did he or did he not try to tear that poor girl in half?! OMG. She's a better one then me because we would have had a damn misunderstanding. We've heard how Junior is hanging from Devani as well, so Lexi had to be a brave soldier to let that ride. End sidenote

Lexi is the girl with big dreams that always get deterred by a big d*ck. So sad....but she's finally came to her senses and married for love/security. Luther married her and all her kids without a second thought. He seems like a good man, but we'll see if Lexi will screw that up because she's obviously a nympho and Luther doesn't seem to be able to handle his bidness in the bedroom. OUCH.


All and all, this is a group of the sorriest bishes known to man! All of them in some form of fashion is letting, or have let peen a man dictate their course of actions. They represent everything I abhor. I can tell right now their going to piss me off throughout this entire book. So we'll see.

What are your thoughts?

And please read chaper 4-6 for next Thursday!

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Desperate Hoodwives!!!!!!


We will kick off our book club with reading Desperate Hoodwives by Meesha Mink and De'nesha Diamond.

I'll give you a week to get the book and another week to read the first 3 chapters. I'm sure you won't stop turning the pages because it is GOOD!

I found a little commercial for the book below. Enjoy!

WYSU Book Selections...

I have the following 4 books to choose from. Please click the titles to read the plot of each book. Drop us a comment and let us know your choice.






Payback Is A Mutha
by Wahida Clark


HOOD
by Noire


Desperate HOODwives
by Meesha Mink and De'Nesha Diamond

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